Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The beaches of the Maldives

This past weekend I went to the Maldives for four days / three nights. The Maldives are a chain of 1,000 small islands. They're so small that it's hard to find them on a map; they're southwest from India and in the Indian ocean. But they're known as having some of the best beaches in the world, and I can get to them easily from Bangalore. The water is crystal clear and the beaches are powder-white. The most amazing thing is the marine life. I took ten steps off of the beach and immediately there were fish swimming around me; blue ones, yellow ones, swimming between my legs and around me. The abundance of marine life can't be compared to anywhere I've been before. I took a day trip and snorkeled on a reef (it was about 10 - 15 feet deep), and I was in schools of hundreds of brilliant fish. What an amazing experience! I would definitely go again, maybe for a scuba trip. But on the other hand, there are so many other things in Asia that I want to see.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Mysore Palace (by night)

I didn't think the picture above was worthy of a post on its own, but the hotel I stayed at was quite picturesque. My room was enormous. All told, it was a great, relaxing trip. My last night featured a return to the palace. It's lit up ("the illumination") for only one hour per week, on Sunday from 7pm to 8pm. And it takes on a very different feel for this event; it's kind of like a Disney World. Much less formal and more friendly, less touristy. Admission is free and the palace grounds are visited mostly by local people who come with their families.

Mysore Market

I walked around the fruit and vegetable market in Mysore. To someone that's used to the ordered shelves and clean aisles of a Publix grocery store, this was total chaos. Stalls were stocked randomly and haphazardly, and stalls and people and fruits and vegetables and flowers were all on top of one other. But in spite of its chaos, it had a rustic charm and beauty. And prices were straight-from-the-farm: a banana cost me four cents.

One kid followed me around and asked where I was from. As soon as he heard "America," I had a supernatural glow around me. His friend assured me that I looked like Leo from Titanic. When I asked about a certain leaf that was being sold, he told me to wait and then took off running. He came back and assembled a betel nut package for me (above). Betel chewing is apparently a big tradition in India at important ceremonies like weddings. You mix lime (quicklime, not the fruit) with crushed betel pepper nut, and wrap it with a betel leaf. You chew it in the side of your mouth like dip (but its flavor is nutty, and nice). An interesting side effect is that it stains your mouth red, and it's a tradition to spit the red juices (called, interestingly, "beetle juice").

Mysore Palace (by Day)

Mysore is a relatively small town (pop. less than 1M). So when I went to the palace, I wasn't expecting much. What I didn't realize is that the Kingdom of Mysore used to be enormous - it constituted almost the entire southern tip of India. It existed for 550 years. I was impressed. Most of the palace isn't open to visitors, but the level of detail was stunning. The ceilings were particularly intricate, and were often carved with five to ten different kinds of inlaid wood.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Mysore Monkeys


I spent the past weekend in Mysore. It's a town located about a two-hour car ride / four-hour bus ride South. As the former capital of the kingdom of Karnataka, it's home to an enormous palace, and it features some old temples. My next few posts will probably all be pictures from Mysore - some came out really well.

Hey hey, they're the monkeys. People say they monkey around. I caught a family of four playing with some curtains at my hotel. Sure, I've seen monkeys before - in zoos. But in India they live in all the same places that people do, and you get interesting interactions. This bunch was really funny - they were obviously having a great time.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day!

The India office got really into the Valentine's Day spirit. There was a duet song competition, and best of all, a cubicle decoration competition. Things may have gotten a little out of hand (see above). Instead of monitoring the uptime of our company servers, they put on Valentines screen savers instead. I think I've said it before, but I'll say it again - I love the positive office atmosphere here.

Mickey's Magic Show

Sorry it came out blurry - this is the best picture I could get. There are no cameras allowed inside the show. The big event in Bangalore right now is Mickey's Magic Show. I went and sat in the cheap seats. Disney did a good job and it was a lot of fun. None of the magic was amazing or ground-breaking. Actually, there weren't very many tricks - the focus was on the Disney characters interacting together. It was a good chance to be a kid again. I bought some mickey mouse ears, and now I keep them in my office.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Typical day

I was writing someone an e-mail, and I realized that this is good stuff for a blog entry. This was my day today. It wasn't exciting, but it's very typical of what I do in a work day. So you can get a feel for what I'm up to.

10:15am Woke up

1pm Headed into the office
2pm - 3pm Looked at the plan for inter-company transfer pricing from India to the US. We have to bill the India employees back at cost + 20%. I figured out that the plan won't work and recommended a change.
3pm - 4pm Looked at the financial reports in our accounting system. The ones for India still aren't working.
4pm - 5pm Reviewed my US employee's work over the past two weeks; prepared feedback comments.
5pm - 6pm Prepped the head of India for a sales meeting with a potential client, a big travel agency
6pm - 7pm Sales pitch to the client
7pm - 8:30pm Feedback conference call with my US employee. Gave her new projects / goals to work on.
8:30pm Headed home
10pm - 10:30pm Followed-up with US team on the India financial reports
10:30pm - 11pm Sent out a proposal to the CFO on how to structure India for tax purposes, in order to pay the least taxes. There are risks of getting audited and owing a lot of money if we don't do this correctly. I am mostly in charge of this.
11pm - 11:30pm Followed up with the US legal team on contracts for a new India client. Followed up with US product experts to ask questions and follow up on the sales meeting that I had today at 6pm.
11:30pm - 1:00am Completed the online annual review for my US employee

Monday, February 4, 2008

IIMB Cultural Festival

On Saturday my friends invited me to join them at the IIMB Cultural Festival. IIMB stands for the India Institute of Management - Bangalore, and it's the #2 business school in India. Which means it isn't just "good for a third world country" - it's REALLY good. Check out their acceptance rate: 250 people from 250,000 applicants. Wow. The top business school in the US is Harvard, which accepts 14.9% of applicants (vs. IIMB's 0.1%).

Anyway, a girl named Bettina was recently a foreign exchange student there, so she heard about this cultural festival. We met up at the auditorium and listened to a traditional singing competition. It seemed like everyone had perfect pitch - I wonder what would happen if there was a "Global Idol" instead of just the country competitions like "American Idol?" Anyway, after listening to a few performances, we went to listen to the main event - a big rock concert with a band called Strings (above). They're a Pakistani band that sings in Hindi, and out of thousands of people, I was one of maybe 5 white people in the crowd. Which, actually, was fine by me. I never felt uncomfortable, and - although I had no idea what they were saying - the energy of a rock concert translates very well. And naturally I ran up to the front of the crowd, near the stage.

After the Strings show we went across the street from the campus to buy a few beers, and then retreated to the rooftop terrace of a dorm room (Bettina pictured above, Raj / Harish / me below). It was a good chance to relax and listen to the second band, which was a mediocre jam band. And I had notably well-educated company - Bettina (IIMB), Harish (Stanford B-School), and Raj (also Standford B-School). Expats here seem to be the cream of the world's crop.

The final event of the evening (and it was getting late at this point) was, to me, the most interesting and culturally unique. IIMB often has parties in courtyard that they call the "L-Square." We heard a ruckus coming from L-Square, and so we drifted over. They had set up a projector and screen and were doing karaoke - really, one person would have a mic, but it was more of a group sing-along. The sheer number of people in such a small space (packed into stadium seating, and others sitting on the rooftops with their feet dangling over) was awesome. But not intimidating enough to discourage me from leading a rousing chorus of "Hit me baby one more time" by Britney Spears. It was a real crowd-pleaser.